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retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
MYSTERY BOX TRADE!
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Seattle Mariners leadership to put the finishing touches on a mystery...
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retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE BEANBALL HECTOR
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a one-year pact with Joe Kelly for 2 years, $12,000,000. HECTOR "BEANBALL HECTOR"...
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retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE JOE
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a one-year pact with Joe Kelly for 1 year, $6,750,000. JOE KELLY - RP It's Joever. We...
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retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE JOSH
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a one-year pact with Josh Rojas for 1 year, $3,500,000. JOSH ROJAS - IF/OF Wait, the...
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retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE NOAH
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a one-year pact with Noah "Bad At Pitching" Syndergaard for 1 year, $3,000,000. NOAH...
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retro_slouch
Nov 21, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE PETER
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Arizona Deebs leadership to put the finishing touches on some random...
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retro_slouch
Nov 21, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE FOLEY
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Detroit Tigers leadership to put the finishing touches on some random...
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retro_slouch
Nov 19, 20232 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE CHAS, WILL, AND ALIMBER
The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays and 2024 Houston Astros have put the finishing touches on a blockbuster trade. THE 2024 TAMPA BAY RAYS ACQUIRE:...
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retro_slouch
Nov 18, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE JOC
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a pact with bangin' vibes king Joc Pederson for two years, $27,025,000 with an option...
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retro_slouch
Nov 18, 20231 min read
"THINE RAYETH TROUBLE"
When your rival GM doeth say: Ahoy boy, I have a trade for you... It involves the players Dylan Ray And the young pitcher Cade...
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retro_slouch
Nov 13, 20232 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE KWAN & ALEMAN
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Cleveland Guardians leadership to put the finishing touches on one of...
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retro_slouch
Nov 11, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE ERCEG
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Oakland Athletics leadership to put the finishing touches on some random...
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retro_slouch
Nov 10, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE OLIVARES
Yesterday, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Kansas City Royals leadership to put the finishing touches on a massive exchange...
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retro_slouch
Nov 10, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE GILBERT
Yesterday, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Seattle Mariners leadership to put the finishing touches on a massive exchange of...
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retro_slouch
Nov 10, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE SNELLINGS & ZAVALA
Yesterday, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 San Diego Padres leadership to put the finishing touches on a massive trade. THE...
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retro_slouch
Nov 10, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE LEBRON
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Seattle Mariners and 2024 Chicago Cubs leadership to put the finishing...
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retro_slouch
Nov 8, 20231 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE LEVINS
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Seattle Mariners leadership to put the finishing touches on some random...
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retro_slouch
Nov 5, 20231 min read
GERGELY AND ASIII COME TO TAMPA!
The 2024 New York Yankees and 2024 Tampa Bay Rays have settled on the trade of the offseason. 2024 TAMPA BAY RAYS ACQUIRE: PETE GERGELY -...
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retro_slouch
Nov 5, 20232 min read
GLASNOW OUT! OTHERS IN!
Sometimes a move has to happen NOW. Today the 2024 Tampa Bay Rays met with the 2024 Cincinnati Reds and made a blockbuster trade. 2024...
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retro_slouch
Nov 5, 20232 min read
RAYS ACQUIRE ALCANTARA, CANARIO, LITTLE, AND ALIENDO
The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays and 2024 Chicago Cubs have put the finishing touches on a blockbuster trade. THE 2024 TAMPA BAY RAYS ACQUIRE:...
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