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MYSTERY BOX TRADE!
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Seattle Mariners leadership to put the finishing touches on a mystery...
retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE BEANBALL HECTOR
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a one-year pact with Joe Kelly for 2 years, $12,000,000. HECTOR "BEANBALL HECTOR"...
retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE JOE
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a one-year pact with Joe Kelly for 1 year, $6,750,000. JOE KELLY - RP It's Joever. We...
retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE JOSH
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a one-year pact with Josh Rojas for 1 year, $3,500,000. JOSH ROJAS - IF/OF Wait, the...
retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE NOAH
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a one-year pact with Noah "Bad At Pitching" Syndergaard for 1 year, $3,000,000. NOAH...
retro_slouch
Nov 24, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE PETER
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Arizona Deebs leadership to put the finishing touches on some random...
retro_slouch
Nov 21, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE FOLEY
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Detroit Tigers leadership to put the finishing touches on some random...
retro_slouch
Nov 21, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE CHAS, WILL, AND ALIMBER
The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays and 2024 Houston Astros have put the finishing touches on a blockbuster trade. THE 2024 TAMPA BAY RAYS ACQUIRE:...
retro_slouch
Nov 19, 20232 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE JOC
2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a pact with bangin' vibes king Joc Pederson for two years, $27,025,000 with an option...
retro_slouch
Nov 18, 20231 min read
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"THINE RAYETH TROUBLE"
When your rival GM doeth say: Ahoy boy, I have a trade for you... It involves the players Dylan Ray And the young pitcher Cade...
retro_slouch
Nov 18, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE KWAN & ALEMAN
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Cleveland Guardians leadership to put the finishing touches on one of...
retro_slouch
Nov 13, 20232 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE ERCEG
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Oakland Athletics leadership to put the finishing touches on some random...
retro_slouch
Nov 11, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE OLIVARES
Yesterday, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Kansas City Royals leadership to put the finishing touches on a massive exchange...
retro_slouch
Nov 10, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE GILBERT
Yesterday, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Seattle Mariners leadership to put the finishing touches on a massive exchange of...
retro_slouch
Nov 10, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE SNELLINGS & ZAVALA
Yesterday, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 San Diego Padres leadership to put the finishing touches on a massive trade. THE...
retro_slouch
Nov 10, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE LEBRON
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Seattle Mariners and 2024 Chicago Cubs leadership to put the finishing...
retro_slouch
Nov 10, 20231 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE LEVINS
A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Seattle Mariners leadership to put the finishing touches on some random...
retro_slouch
Nov 8, 20231 min read
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GERGELY AND ASIII COME TO TAMPA!
The 2024 New York Yankees and 2024 Tampa Bay Rays have settled on the trade of the offseason. 2024 TAMPA BAY RAYS ACQUIRE: PETE GERGELY -...
retro_slouch
Nov 5, 20231 min read
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GLASNOW OUT! OTHERS IN!
Sometimes a move has to happen NOW. Today the 2024 Tampa Bay Rays met with the 2024 Cincinnati Reds and made a blockbuster trade. 2024...
retro_slouch
Nov 5, 20232 min read
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RAYS ACQUIRE ALCANTARA, CANARIO, LITTLE, AND ALIENDO
The 2024 Tampa Bay Rays and 2024 Chicago Cubs have put the finishing touches on a blockbuster trade. THE 2024 TAMPA BAY RAYS ACQUIRE:...
retro_slouch
Nov 5, 20232 min read
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