A couple hours ago, 2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership met with 2024 Detroit Tigers leadership to put the finishing touches on some random trade.
THE 2024 TAMPA BAY RAYS ACQUIRE:
JASON FOLEY - RP
Jason Foley is an enigma. Not a very good pitcher, some might say. Others would say he's elite. Still others yet would have no opinion. And yet. His pitches are pretty good and he gets the job done. He has for two years running, and he's kind of a little guy. He looks homophobic, or super gay. Either way: welcome to the Trop, big man.
TANNER KOHLHEPP - RP
We challenged the Tigers to a mystery box trade. They'd get our minor league K/9 leader min. 30 IP and we'd get their minor league K/9 leader min. 10 IP min. 20 years old min. 6.5 BB/9.
We lost.
THE 2024 DETROIT TIGERS ACQUIRE:
JOSE SIRI - OF
Siri was gonna be asshole in Tampa. Guess how bad the 28% HR/FB hitter with a .267 OBP will be in Comerica Park.
DREW SOMMERS - LHP
Well shit, Sommers is sick. We lost the challenge trade component.
Stay tuned for more 2024 Tampa Bay Rays news!
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