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GERGELY AND ASIII COME TO TAMPA!

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The 2024 New York Yankees and 2024 Tampa Bay Rays have settled on the trade of the offseason.


2024 TAMPA BAY RAYS ACQUIRE:

PETE GERGELY - DIRECTOR, FAN CONTENT & EXPERIENCE

Pete Gergely is a young, ambitious fellow with elite Fan Content & Experience tools. He's rapidly risen through the ranks to become our team's #1 overall Director, Fan Content & Experience in the industry.

ALFRED "ASIII" G. SANTASIERE III - EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR OF PUBLICATIONS

When an Executive Director of Publications comes from the storied Santasiere bloodline you cannot pass up on the chance to pounce. ASIII has been making waves since he debuted in pro publications and we will unlock even more.


2024 NEW YORK YANKEES ACQUIRE:

JEFF SULLIVAN - ANALYST, BASEBALL DEVELOPMENT

This is just some random baseball writer as far as I can tell. The Yankees need all the analysis help they can get though! Suckers!



BILL WIENER, JR. - CHIEF PEOPLE AND COMMUNITY OFFICER

When the rest of the package is some random guy nobody's heard of, the rest of the package has to be Wiener, Jr. Wiener, Jr. has been an extraordinary pillar of the Tampa Bay Rays organization, and we wish him the best.


Stay tuned for more awesome 2024 Tampa Bay Rays news!

 
 
 

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