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"THINE RAYETH TROUBLE"

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When your rival GM doeth say:

Ahoy boy, I have a trade for you...

It involves the players Dylan Ray

And the young pitcher Cade Halemanu...


If you say it's a "go"

We'll include Austin Pope

If that feels just "so-so"

You may also take Peniel Otano.


But! Before though feeleth the thrill...

Know I require thine Gary Gill Hill.

And really, I also shall

Request thine Aneudy Cortorreal.


When this GM cometh forward

And asketh for your word

Would thou say nay or would you say yay?

To this proposal comma trade?


Stay tuned for more 2024 Tampa Bay Rays news!

 
 
 

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