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RAYS ACQUIRE NOAH

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2024 Tampa Bay Rays leadership is happy to announce a one-year pact with Noah "Bad At Pitching" Syndergaard for 1 year, $3,000,000.


NOAH "BAD AT PITCHING" SYNDERGAARD - SP

It feels weird to say that we signed Noah Syndergaard for the innings, but that's what we did. Spanning the gap until Rasmussen and Springs return in July or so is important, and we have a little upside with low financial risk at 1/$3m with Syndergaard. We're hoping that he was just injured through 2024 and isn't compeltely cooked. But if he is, we'll just cut him. That's equivalent to around 78,000 gallons of Tropicana orange juice.


Stay tuned for more awesome 2024 Tampa Bay Rays news!

 
 
 

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